Jon Hadley

"Oh... http://t.co/bLswcJ8X"

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:06:08 GMT

"Tweetbot for iPad isn't universal. I have to pay TWICE and am ANGRY. Also I a..."

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:40:57 GMT

"Tweetbot for iPad isn't universal. I have to pay TWICE and am ANGRY. Also I am INEXPLICABLY POOR despite having both an IPAD and IPHONE."

–mattgemmell

"To ∞ & →"

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:00:55 GMT

"To ∞ & →"

–DisneyPixar

"Many folks asking for slides. Until I get a chance, you'll find some here : h..."

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:41:45 GMT

"Many folks asking for slides. Until I get a chance, you'll find some here : http://t.co/KczKjLEI (and in blog posts linked up there) #ixd12"

–destraynor

"Elderly Irish man just told me a the urinal "more than three shakes and you'r..."

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:49:00 GMT

"Elderly Irish man just told me a the urinal "more than three shakes and you're wanking". #ixd12"

–inkblurt

"1 picture = 1000 words... 1 prototype = 1000 pictures #ixd12 thx @hitsmachines"

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:11:55 GMT

"1 picture = 1000 words... 1 prototype = 1000 pictures #ixd12 thx @hitsmachines"

–bskelton

"iOS skeumorphism getting a lot bad rap at #ixd12 - @jasonbrush pointed out th..."

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:40:47 GMT

"iOS skeumorphism getting a lot bad rap at #ixd12 - @jasonbrush pointed out that it's postmodernistic in its quirkiness and overdecoration."

–miemo

"PARENTS. Cheer up your sick child by frothing their medicine. Hey presto - Ca..."

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:33:21 GMT

"PARENTS. Cheer up your sick child by frothing their medicine. Hey presto - Calpolccino. (via @Feelwelcome)"

–TwopTwips

"Relating Belbin's team roles (http://t.co/Dc4CCnzN) to designing computer age..."

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:09:34 GMT

"Relating Belbin's team roles (http://t.co/Dc4CCnzN) to designing computer agents: Do you need a team worker (Siri!) or a leader? #ixd12"

–johannakoll

"Glad to see the Super Bowl is a promoted trend. A lot of people work hard on ..."

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:44:36 GMT

"Glad to see the Super Bowl is a promoted trend. A lot of people work hard on that event, it would be nice if people noticed."

–badbanana

"Insomnia: the mind's revenge for all the thoughts we've avoided having in the..."

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:10:37 GMT

"Insomnia: the mind's revenge for all the thoughts we've avoided having in the day."

–alaindebotton

"I'd like to see MC Hammer and MC Escher collaborate. You can't touch this! It..."

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:48:23 GMT

"I'd like to see MC Hammer and MC Escher collaborate. You can't touch this! It's actually far away. Trick of perspective. IT'S ESCHER TIME."

–sarcasticapple

"If you tell me you "slept like a baby", I'll assume you woke up screaming eve..."

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:53:19 GMT

"If you tell me you "slept like a baby", I'll assume you woke up screaming every two to three hours for nine months straight."

–antichrista

"Nothing says "authentic 80s preteen artifact" better than a floppy disk with ..."

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:59:04 GMT

"Nothing says "authentic 80s preteen artifact" better than a floppy disk with a hand-drawn Lamborghini on it. t.co/..."

–liza

""It's not your needs that get you in trouble. It's your wants." Three Genera..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:20:33 GMT

""It's not your needs that get you in trouble. It's your wants." Three Generations of Incarceration - t.co/..."

–mintsauce

"The woman who first decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace ..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:31:50 GMT

"The woman who first decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize."

–robdelaney

"Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it ..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:30:41 GMT

"Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted"."

–Xygen_

"my son is growing up thinking that it's normal for (iOS) videogames to cost l..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:39:16 GMT

"my son is growing up thinking that it's normal for (iOS) videogames to cost less than packets of sweets. used to be other way round."

–gilest

"If I ran CES, I'd have one Hall dedicated to "actual" products. Called the "S..."

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:58:24 GMT

"If I ran CES, I'd have one Hall dedicated to "actual" products. Called the "Shut Up and Ship" Pavilion, it would be emptiest place in Vegas."

–ShawnKing

"“Somebody Announces Something New, but Who Gives a Shit?” — my suggested head..."

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:31:01 GMT

"“Somebody Announces Something New, but Who Gives a Shit?” — my suggested headline for every article from CES thus far."

–gruber

"Seriously, people: http://t.co/YAl7rsU1"

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:55:24 GMT

"Seriously, people: http://t.co/YAl7rsU1"

–k

"Don’t get me wrong. Some of my friends are religious. I just don’t see why pe..."

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:01:01 GMT

"Don’t get me wrong. Some of my friends are religious. I just don’t see why people have to flaunt it. And I don’t want my kid exposed to it."

–Mike_FTW

"Hey guys don't bother watching Master Chef on TV, turns out it has nothing to..."

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 06:23:05 GMT

"Hey guys don't bother watching Master Chef on TV, turns out it has nothing to do with Halo, how does Microsoft let them get away with that"

–Cabel

"I got hit on at a bar tonight. Don't worry, ladies, I explained how LDAP wo..."

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 03:51:32 GMT

"I got hit on at a bar tonight. Don't worry, ladies, I explained how LDAP works in an enterprise environment, so I'm still *quite* single."

–zuhl

"BREAKING RUMOR: a source from an Asian supplier reveals that the iPad 3 will ..."

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:42:19 GMT

"BREAKING RUMOR: a source from an Asian supplier reveals that the iPad 3 will likely be followed by the iPad 4 approximately a year later"

–marcoarment

"My 2 y/o has discovered Zeno's paradox, that by eating progressively smaller ..."

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:16:22 GMT

"My 2 y/o has discovered Zeno's paradox, that by eating progressively smaller bites it is possible to postpone bedtime indefinitely."

–KiwiCoder

"I just launched my latest product: http://t.co/oR8qkUgp. It converts static..."

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:47:35 GMT

"I just launched my latest product: http://t.co/oR8qkUgp. It converts static text files located in your dropbox into a web log. RT = ♥"

–suprb

"If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming..."

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:04:05 GMT

"If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer review"."

–ashalynd

"What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters ..."

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:49:28 GMT

"What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit."

–vintageortacky

"I think all web designers secretly want to do this. http://t.co/4BN8pnf5"

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:01:08 GMT

"I think all web designers secretly want to do this. http://t.co/4BN8pnf5"

–flyosity

"☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Internet Explorer"

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:13:53 GMT

"☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Internet Explorer"

–workforfood

"My favorite ifttt recipe: for any tweet you favorite, automatically copy link..."

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:42:52 GMT

"My favorite ifttt recipe: for any tweet you favorite, automatically copy linked article to ReadItLater http://t.co/8RJyczvx"

–cdixon

"Feminists think about sexism every 30 seconds."

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:12:23 GMT

"Feminists think about sexism every 30 seconds."

–madeupstats

"Been trying to live on new new Twitter for a bit. Every time I click "@ Conne..."

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:39:42 GMT

"Been trying to live on new new Twitter for a bit. Every time I click "@ Connect", I cringe. Not so with "# Discover" - I never click it."

–degusta

"If you can’t say anything nice, say it anonymously on the Internet and award ..."

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:22:54 GMT

"If you can’t say anything nice, say it anonymously on the Internet and award yourself a shiny gold star for bravery."

–sixthformpoet

"RT @undead8bit: How does Mr Miyagi relax? Wax off."

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:25:33 GMT

"RT @undead8bit: How does Mr Miyagi relax? Wax off."

–bamblesquatch

"It really is probably the greatest StackOverflow post of all time http://t.co..."

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:35:28 GMT

"It really is probably the greatest StackOverflow post of all time http://t.co/JbV9947U"

–jesselegg

""My eyes!" he screamed as I washed his hair, and I realized that I had just c..."

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 02:44:52 GMT

""My eyes!" he screamed as I washed his hair, and I realized that I had just chopped chilies. Plus side: Good training for college activism."

–irreverend

"Told the kids to stop watching cartoons and get dressed this morning, but the..."

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:55:31 GMT

"Told the kids to stop watching cartoons and get dressed this morning, but they just sat there. So I pepper sprayed them."

–KagroX

"In other news, here's a picture of a hedgehog wearing a strawberry for a hat ..."

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 16:09:56 GMT

"In other news, here's a picture of a hedgehog wearing a strawberry for a hat http://t.co/0pv3JKML (thanks @iamkeir)"

–CosmoCheese