Jon Hadley

“ I'd like to see MC Hammer and MC Escher collaborate. You can't touch this! It's actually far away. Trick of perspective. IT'S ESCHER TIME. ”

“ If you tell me you "slept like a baby", I'll assume you woke up screaming every two to three hours for nine months straight. ”

“ Nothing says "authentic 80s preteen artifact" better than a floppy disk with a hand-drawn Lamborghini on it. t.co/... ”

“ "It's not your needs that get you in trouble. It's your wants." Three Generations of Incarceration - t.co/... ”

“ Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can". When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted". ”

“ my son is growing up thinking that it's normal for (iOS) videogames to cost less than packets of sweets. used to be other way round. ”

“ If I ran CES, I'd have one Hall dedicated to "actual" products. Called the "Shut Up and Ship" Pavilion, it would be emptiest place in Vegas. ”

“ “Somebody Announces Something New, but Who Gives a Shit?” — my suggested headline for every article from CES thus far. ”

“ Don’t get me wrong. Some of my friends are religious. I just don’t see why people have to flaunt it. And I don’t want my kid exposed to it. ”

“ Hey guys don't bother watching Master Chef on TV, turns out it has nothing to do with Halo, how does Microsoft let them get away with that ”

“ I got hit on at a bar tonight. Don't worry, ladies, I explained how LDAP works in an enterprise environment, so I'm still *quite* single. ”

“ BREAKING RUMOR: a source from an Asian supplier reveals that the iPad 3 will likely be followed by the iPad 4 approximately a year later ”

“ My 2 y/o has discovered Zeno's paradox, that by eating progressively smaller bites it is possible to postpone bedtime indefinitely. ”

“ I just launched my latest product: http://t.co/oR8qkUgp. It converts static text files located in your dropbox into a web log. RT = ♥ ”

“ If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer review". ”

“ What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit. ”

“ I think all web designers secretly want to do this. http://t.co/4BN8pnf5 ”